What Justin Bieber does after trick-or-treating

Sung to the tune of Justin Bieber’s Boyfriend (yes, yes, I know, I have a 6-year-old daughter).

If you trade me Whoppers I’d never let you go
Got so many Reese’s you ain’t never seen befo
Baby take your hands off my only Tootsie Ro
So much candy on the table that it’s spilling on the flo
Snack
Snack
Snack
With you
Sitting on the couch while our stash we go through
I don’t know about Spree but I love Baby Ruth
So say hello Caramello in 3 2
Snack

I’d like to eat, everything I want
Hey girl, let me trade with you

After trick or treating, I never eat alone
Stashing all my Snickers, you can have my Smarties roll
I could eat your 100 Grand, before you’d ever know
After trick or treating, I never eat alone

Tell me what you like, yeah tell me what you don’t
I’d trade a Mr. Goodbar for your Necco wafer roll
Girl give me them Skittles I can taste the rainbow
Maybe trade some Starburst for that Henry O

Mmmmmm

Funsize Funsize Everything is funsize
Can’t believe my eyes this tiny thing is fun size
A moment on the lips but a lifetime onna my thighs
I would trade this Take 5 for anything that’s full-size
Snackie

After trick or treating, I never eat alone
Stashing all my Snickers, you can have my Smarties roll
I could eat your 100 Grand, before you’d ever know
After trick or treating, I never eat alone

So give me your Mounds, cuz that’s all I need girl
Trade your Mounds for these Nerds I’ll be calling you my best friend
For those M&Ms, what do you need girl?
Not a Kit Kat girl are you crazy

After trick or treating, I never eat alone
Stashing all my Snickers, you can have my Smarties roll
I could eat your 100 Grand, before you’d ever know
After trick or treating, I never eat alone

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